my dear cobbles.......Jez is deeply insulted as are her whistles!!!! she went to bed sobbing "Is my playing really that bad!" They are too worthy of chris's arse.

There are now several nuclear fart out zone signs posted about our beloved house which is situated in the middle of no-where..........however our darling house mate does not see the funny side of this and to be honest the aroma pertruding from his behind smells like something has crawled up it and died..........if this goes on Jez and I maybe forced to put him out of his pleasure and out of our misery very soon!!! For the sake of our sanity, sense of smell and for the general well being of the population of this wonderful county of Yorkshire will someone please take him away to get mended!!!!!!

Regards......... a long suffering catsPHiddle and JeZeBeL