The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #43866   Message #645159
Posted By: GUEST,Donal Lunny
08-Feb-02 - 04:32 AM
Thread Name: Campsite at Drumcree III
Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree III
(SNIGGERS)

Look what he's writ down here!

"I think Jean Butler's got a really sexy backside and I love to watch her dancing, so I do! She could fill my bag and finger my chanter any day!"

And here, look! "Donal Lunny is a big, fat, hairy-arsed bully and some day my da is going to knowck seven coulours of shit out of his da. And then we'll see who's the big man."

(LUNNY THROWS NOTEBOOK TO THE GROUND)

Well, bugger your da and my da. C'mon O'Flynn! I'll take you on, right here, right now. I never liked you. Or your sensible clothes. Or your wee gerny gub. Or your oul' ma and da, your sister and your big buck goat!

(MOLLOY, MCKENNA, IRVINE AND PEOPLES START A ROUSING CHANT ... "Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight ..."

LUNNY TAKES OFF HIS FAIR-ISLE TANKTOP (£6.99 from Dunne's in Craigavon Shopping Centre ... part of their marine collection) AND ROLLS UP THE SLEEVES OF HIS COLLARLESS ETHNIC-TYPE SHIRT (£4.99 in Primark in Dundalk).)