Yon news o' the planned depercussionisation of oul' Ireland has us all worried an' dismayed doun here in Roun'stone so it has.

Don't thon feckers from the Bodhran Decommissioning Body an' General de Pipestelain know how this will affect the economy of Southern Connemara?

Christy...you said you kneel in awe, so now we're counting on yer support fer the cause. An' wi' big feckers like Gino an' John Joe Kelly, we'd be a force to be reckioned wi', so we would!

Let's unite an' "Wallop" thon hoors...