Yes John, you may have noticed a few of mine where I suggest you can sing "Fire and Rain" to ANY JT song. Works more often than not, but I still can enjoy a little more of him than you can!!!

There is for me my favorite whipping boy, Neil Young. The dude has just reached the point of complete weirdness to the nth degree. Happily and hopefully he is safely ensconced at the "Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed" in Montana. Katlaughing craftily discovered that the supposed radioactive waste being transported to Montana is in fact tiples. This adds up since the Neil Young Center is run by the CIA and is in the process of training crazed tiple bands to be used in place of killing squads in a plot for world domination and National takeover by that agency. Cletus is also there and that is obviously the one who triggered the certain knowledge that the CIA was planning to takeover the US government here too, as the only song he knows is the Oscar Mayer wiener song. Therefore his tiple band could be used to totally discredit Libby Dole. Bob Dole could be cured of his E.D. that he talks about on his commercial by a crazed tiple band playing the Oscar Mayer ditty. Unfortunately his resultant actions, mainly running through Rock Creek Park without pants and screaming "I got Wood...It's a Woody" would create such a stir on the evening news that Libby would be totally discredited. Other candidates and political figures can be placed at risk in a similar way. Clete's buddy 'Paw, distressed after Cletus' committment from watching 3 days of hamsterdance, is no longer wandering the wastewater plant mumbling something about pants pressers, but has met up with Fielding's brothers (Reg, Reg, and Reg) and are headed for Montana. Please watch out for them along the way as they might try their hands at fly fishing and in the case of all these boys, far more than their bamboo rods is split!!! If they arrive at the Young Center, they could be formed into another crazed tiple band to do away with Al Gore. 'Paw could teach this group "Rocky Top" and the sound of their beloved song on a tiple at a Gore rally would cause Tennesseans to rise up and slay the current V.P.

Oh gawd.....even I can't take it. There must be stuff from 20 threads in the above paragraph!!! I gotta' get off and call the airlines. I think I need a ticket to Montana..........send help..

catspaw