All this talk of peacocks.........I'm so ashamed of ALL of you! Where is your decency, your sense of equality? If you cannot say peafowl, then at least refer to the male as a ....... a, uh...........Hmmmmm............okay, how about a peapeter?.........No, that's no good............lessee here..........uh, no..........well.........no, that won't do..........gotta' be something, maybe....er, no...not that either..................................wait a minute....I got it now...A Peapud!!..........Yeah, that's it a peapud.........Peapud......I can live with that..............peapud...........

Spaw