I have no objections to GUESTs - I guested for a much longer time on "The Cat" than I've been a member. I did (like Malcom) give my name (in fact I usually gave my e-mail address) so that I could be held accountable for anything that I said.

The problem with anonymous GUESTS is that you don't know whether your dealing with the same one all the time. I assume (but I might be wrong) that you are the guest who fancies Fibula and is starting to think that "Mort is a bit of a babe" as well. I just happened to see the posting (on the Damp Squib thread) that was very rude about the charms of Mrs Duck and Liz the Squeak (but flattering about Fibula's) before it was (thankfully) removed. Why don't you become a member and put your name to your remarks (I don't even hide behind a "Handle") or give your e-mail address so that anyone else can get in touch with you privately. You never know, the ladies might all be lusting after your manly body and you'll get swamped with offers. Mind you, I don't agree with you about Morticia - I think she's a whole lot of woman ! (Hope "Essex Girl" doesn't see that !)