Well, since this thread started as more-or-less (actually more less than more) open marriage proposal, I might as well chime in (This is a musical forum so I have to use a musical turn of phrase ;-)).

This is not directed at Dead Horse since I am a Women's Libber and Dog Lover (and horse lover -- don't own one, but I would if I were rich, and could afford the land and to hire a groom ;-). So I guess that puts me in the potential "Rich Bitch" catagory, too).

Here are the specifications I require:

"Romeos" need not apply. If your idea of romance is to shower a woman with wine and roses, or to compare her beauty to the rising sun while taking long walks on a moonlit beach, you'd be happier seeking that romance elswhere.

If you want someone to help you paint the world's most beautiful mural, or to write the next great epic novel cum joke book, then I'm the woman for you.

If having a conversation that hops from quantum physics to Shakespeare to Bugs Bunny sounds like fun, then I'm the woman for you.

If you'd rather get up early in the morning to volunteer at an elementary school than to stay up late dining and dancing, then I'm the woman for you.

I don't play an instrument, but I do like to sing. And most of the time, I sing in tune. I am also pretty patient, and can tune out most annoying background noise. So you won't have to worry about practicing or trying to learn a new tune (much)`.

If this description fits you, contact me ;-)