Then again on the *other* hoof, O Deceased Equine One: I studied your qualification tests as stated, and *I pass every darn one of them*---most easily, three just narrowly---EXCEPT for the No Time-Wasters one, which I flunk. (Take now, fer instance. Nonono) BUT if I can eliminate that one via Einstein's proof that Newtonian absolute Time is a fiction, time being purely relative & literally running at different rates for different observers depending on frame-of-reference, velocity, velocipedes, centipedes & other stuff I don't understand; and furthermore being part of a big ol' Space-Time Continuum which is Warped anyway(which I DO relate to, that last part)---WELLLL then: I'm Yours! Let's set the date. Woops! Now MY wife's comin' home too. But maybe the ladies will be reasonable about this. Love will not be denied.
("That's bigamy!" -Margaret Dumont / "Well I think it's big o'me, too." -Groucho )