Welsh. Don't know why, just Welsh. And no it isn't the sheep, we had sheep in Dorset (lovely black faces and legs like they were wearing stockings..... creamy fleeces, deep, resonant voices.....), although I came from a dairy area.

Or Mauritian. Cos I've always wanted to go there.

I always wanted to BE a painter and decorator, but they didn't take girl apprentices then (this was just before the Sex Discrimination act... by the time that came it, I was already on my career path to frustrated secretary and general dogsbody)... I could have been that annoying woman from the furniture makeover show who paints everything pink or lime green!!!

LTS