COD LIVER OIL AND THE ORANGE JUICE
(as sung by Hamish Imlach)
OOt o the east there cam a hard man, Ohoho, all the way frae Brigton Ahaha, glory hallelujah, cod liver oil and the orange juice.He went intae a pub and he cam oot paralytic, Ohoho, VP and cider Ahaha, helluva mixture, CDO & TOJ
"Does this bus go tae the Dennistoun Palais, Ohoho, I'm lookin for a lumber"/Ahaha, GH, CLO & TOJ
At the dancin he met Hairy Mary, Ohoho, the flooer o the Gorbals, Ahaha, a helluva smasher, CLO & TOJ
"Hairy Mary, O are ye dancin?" "Oho no, it's just the way I'm standin'! Aha GH, CLO & TOJ
"Hairy Mary, ye're wan in a million" Ohoho, and so's yer bliddy chances", Ahaha, GH, CLO & TOJ
"Hairy Mary, can I rin ye hame, Ohoho, I've got a new pair o sannies" Ahaha, ye're helluva funny, CLO & TOJ
Oot by the back close and doon by the dunny, Ohoho, it wasnae for the first time, Ahaha, it winna be the last time, CLO & TOJ
Oot cam her mother, she was gaun tae the cludgie, Ohoho, like a constipated budgie, Ahaha, I buggered off sharpish, CLO & TOJ
Hairy Mary's lookin for her hard man, Ohoho, he's joined the Foreign Legion, Ahaha, Sahara and ra camels, CLO & TOJ
Hairy Mary she's had a wee babbie, Ohoho, its faither's in the army, Ahaha, GH CLO & TOJ.
Wonder where the tune is from? (click) -Joe Offer-