Are men more musical?

I suppose it depends on where and how hard you hit them. I find that the best volume can be obtained from striking the belly region with a vibraphone hammer or dropping something heavy on the feet.

As to how musical these emmisions are, or if a male foot or belly is more musical than a female ones, I wouldn't dare to comment.

***smiles the confident smile of someone who has just avoided falling in to a big hole***