Yes, yes, yes, I know...It REALLY is me. Just some damned jumped up working class oik trying to deny me my God given right to walk rough-shod over every non-WASP on the list. In fact it was probably a women as well. Oh no, guess not. They couldn't figure out things as complicated as computers.
The sooner we get the riff-raff off here the better!
Dave the REAL gnome
With a proper Middle-class British male biscuit...;-)