Here I am at Mudcat
I made it in at last
But now that I'm sitting
I have to pass some gas

I need to lift my bum cheek
And spread 'em far apart
I hope the 'Catters join me
In a "Leave us now troll" fart

Maybe they'll get the message
And leave us well alone
Let's all stop the feeding
Let's not throw 'em a bone

So goodbye you cookieless flamers
You're off on the ox cart
The colected 'Catter family
is joining in this fart!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT!