Short study? Gawd knows Shatner is damn short, especially in the "middle." I also notice you have a typo...You left the "e" off the beginning of the last word....should read: Shatner Method of Total Emasculinity. If he ever had anything worthwhile to begin with, I guess it must have been sent elsewhere on one of the transporter beams......It's obvious he had a lot of trouble with one of those beams at some point because his face and his ass have swapped places. Shatner's set in heat looks like a chow mein noodle flanked by two moldering raisinettes. Yours are sadly even smaller...I believe I heard someone refer to you as microscopic.

Shatner's nads are the same size as Major Tom's pissant and psychotic brain. Thankfully Tommy boy couldn't be beamed back to pass on his psychosis and abject stupidity to another generation....then again, there's you.

Hawk, your fascination with these two whiney and wimped out losers dictates a prolonged stay at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed where you can practice your tiple and noseflute while dreaming of being even half the size of Shatner.

Spaw