Kendall,If old single malt is the treatment to get you up to speed again I'll be the first to pony up $5.00 towards a bottle of GlenFiddich or GlenLivet for ya. And you won't have to share it with Sandy, but it sure would be the polite thing to do.
Go into this thing unafraid, with the friends here you have pulling for you you are sure to come out the otherside well found and with a fresh scraped bottom.
Don