Hey, Mario, when you've got it all, a little arrogance is forgivable, and Big Bill has got it all...sex appeal, virility, a unique speech pattern, an acting style no one else has succeeded in emulating, and singing ability that simply goes so far beyond the ordinary that the results are...ineffable.

I have now accepted the fact that this thread has failed utterly in the "most boring thread" competition, and am going to use it to shamelessly plug William Shatner instead.

Thanks to all who have contributed, and a big raspberry to Spaw for not doing so...

P-P-P-P-L-L-L-L-A-A-A-A-A-R-R-R-R-R-PH-H-H-H-T!!!!

- LH