Just received this from another Mudcatter by email. This seems a good spot to share a bit o'fun:

Sean Connery had fallen on hard times. All work had dried up and he just sat at home twindling his thumbs. Ring!! Ring!! The phone. Sean answers. It's his agent. Sean's excited.

Agent: "Sean, I've got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but you've got to get there early, for 10ish. Sean (frowning): "Tennish? But I haven't even got a racket"