I hate to be the one to bear this news to my fellow 'cats. But here it is...

Your friend and mine, our own, dear, gnu, has just turned, well, I won't tell you what he turned. But he just got a year older. And I'm very concerned about him. From some of the things he's written recently, it looks to me like he's succumbing to geezerhood. That's right, I said geezerhood.

gnu needs our help. We can't let this insidious condition become permanent. We must do something to bring him back to his senses and his normally youthfull state of mind.

So here's a virtual glass of cold water in your face, gnu, my friend...

CUT IT OUT! NOW!

...and have a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Anybody got any good songs for gnu about the hazards of geezerhood, or of just getting older, generally?