A fine pair/pear of screw-ups? Heck, Momma always told me find somethin' your good at an' stick with it....You all think being a screwup is easy? Well it ain't. You have to know all there is about doing something right so you can avoid those pitfalls and screw it up....Takes a lot more talent than you think....Not just anybody can be a screwup!! It takes an incredible dumbass or better to be really good at it. My ultimate goal beyond incredible dumbass is to be promoted to General F****P (you will notice that when encoded that is a Four Star rank)

Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAT and SHAMBLES...may you all have many more music filled ones....

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to youooooooo!,
Happy Birhday to you!!