LH - "The dumb cowpoke on the other hand runs toward the sound of gunfire, and never plays dead until he actually is dead.This results in a higher survival rate for horses, which is a fine example of natural selection at its very best, ensuring the continuance of the superior species".
which is why cowpokes are always men, and never women.... we ain't that stupid! (*BG*)
LTS - ducking and running for cover......