Kendall, if you list your occupation as "retired," then you have one. A vacation for a retired person generally involves doing the same stuff they do at home somewhere else, and spending more money doing it.

Good news, Kendall!

(Will have syrup by end of week, Mark. Need to be physically capable of leaving house for longer than 10 minutes. I think it was the peanut butter. Motility vs. Mobility)