The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #45288   Message #668889
Posted By: Nigel Parsons
14-Mar-02 - 05:14 AM
Thread Name: Fractured Nursery Rhymes
Subject: RE: BS: Fractured Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little bear,
She treated it so kind.
And everywhere that Mary went,
You'd see her bear behind.

Mary had a little dress, the skirt was split in half.
And every step that Mary took, the boys would see her calf.
Mary had another dress, split right up the front,
But she rarely wore that one.

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantelpiece ,
To see if they'd f.f.f.fall off.