I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is my handle
Here is my...here is my...???
Oh well,(with hands on hips) maybe I'm a sugar bowl.

Mary had a little lamb
With mint jelly.

Little miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And said "Is this seat taken?"

SPAW!!! Behind the woodshed. Right now!