Wee Willie Winkie

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town
Upstairs, downstairs in his night gown
Chucking bricks through windows superglueing locks
Come Monday morning, he'll be in the dock!

Mary had a little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And to all the local gentry
It was £50 a go

Jack Sprat

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
For he was annorexic
And she was bolemieen

I thank you

TTFN M'Lady P.