Ah, Spaw, your sensitivy and restraint...it never fails to bring a tear to my eye and a warmth to my heart. LOL! :-)

But it ain't gettin' you a free course at the WSSBA. No siree. We weren't born yesterday, eh?

And if we ever see your boys comin' across the border to "rescue" Canada, don't blame me when those maple syrup canisters start comin' down around your ears! We've got Red Rose Tea in our water pistols and Resdan bombs stockpiled knee deep in our McGill porta-pottys. We've got trained suicide squads of moose and beaver waitin' fer ya in the wilderness areas, and Tim Horton's Donut catapults that'll knock yer flippin' SUV's right off the road. You've been warned, Yankee Doodle!

- LH