Whilst walking down the crowded street one Saturday when West Ham Football club were playing at home (lots and LOTS of blokes wandering around), the Bratling pipes up with.... 'Mummy, do all boys have willies?'... trying to bring my dearest up in an environment of security, information and openess, I had to reply yes, they did, that's what made them boys. Her response.... 'Mummy, are they useful?'..... collapse of two large policemen who had been walking behind us....

Haven't decided what to tell her... I think I settled for 'sometimes'.

LTS