Oh! The humanity...

I just gotta say there are some pretty barbarous attitudes out there. People who criticize la Shatner simply cannot be trusted! They are beyond the pale!

I'm glad this lazy but paranoid dachshund is here to sound the alarm and serve as a useful distraction when they come beating down the doors, whilst I load up the old blunderbuss, activate the hidden laser barrage, and...RELEASE THE HAMSTER!!!

- LH