I agree with what Catspaw said, I also greatly appreciate the devotion, time, and efforts on our behalf in keeping this wonderful site up and running. The hours of pleasure and enjoyment and education that have been derived from here unmeasureable.

HOWEVER!! I did spend the better part of yesterday evening at our local malls, rounding up and recruiting as many Paw and Cletus look alikes as could be found. Reg, Reg, and Reg look alikes were also sought and many found. I also found several folks wearing black suits and a small gold button on the lapel carrying what appeared to be tiple cases. I have comprised a small army leaving here today bound for Jacksonville. They are armed with a picture of MAX and have instructions to take no prisoners, but to take MAX alive at any cost.

Provided this meandering gaggle of half-wits can keep heading north, by north east for the six hour trip to J'ville we should have MAX in custody by Saturday AM at the latest. Then OUR fun will begin!! There have been many suggestions, all of them good ones, ranging from something as mild as HOT LEAD ENEMAS to really painful and sadistic ones such as being hogtied and forced to listen to Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls, (I think if such misfortune was to befall me I would prefer the hot lead).

Sorry Max, that we have to resort to such measures, but it is VERY well deserved.