What did you learn in school today?
Mommy, I learned how to pray
I asked Jesus to forgive my sins
For my heart's where the devil's work begins

It's good they're teaching wrong from right
And the schools have finally seen the light

What did you learn in school today?
Mommy, we followed the Jewish way
We learned that Jesus was a phoney
And for lunch, they wouldn't let us eat bologna

Well, I don't think that those higher powers
Should teach beliefs that are not ours!

Today we prayed on knees and hands
Towards the place where Mecca stands
At Islam, teacher had us look
She'd read all about it in a book
What's next? Of Paganism will they speak?
Well no, at least not till next week.

Mom, religions they have stopped explaining
Too many parents were complaining
That beliefs should not be taught by teachers
And they were better left to preachers

I'm glad that they finally saw the light
Prayer in school just isn't right