Just cos you say you're who y'are dizn't mane that's who y'are at all!

Thon gulpin up above is only lettin' on to be Isaac McKittery cos he 'hinks he might get a chance of a houl' with thon Australian piece, Alison.

Heavens! But thon siren's been the ruination of many's a daycent, God-fearing, true blue in her time!

Men of the House of Orange ... take my advice and give thon trojan horse a wide berth.

I AM ISAAC McKITTERY ... not Spartacus.