Hear,hear Kim C. Once had a French teacher called Mr Ritchie - WE called him mabawsareitchy (it was in Glasgow).

ljc: why not weejc or wjc?

Daein a great joab there pal, ken whit ahmean? Readin between the lines anawrat,Rab C himself wid be prood o ye, so he wid, ken whit ahmean? LH is areddys thinkin aboot his "O" level, maybe get a joab wi the cooncil, chasin dugs and rats an aw rat, millions o them aboot.

Are you a loyalist? Nae naebotherpal, I'm liberal but to a degree...Shuttityou, ken whit ahmean.

LH: glad to see, like me, you have a lighter side - us Dylan fans urney borin ne-er we ur, ken whit ahmean!