Yup, Amergin. Truth be told, I have more spare surgical tools laying around the new house than I do silverware....so the gathering will be catered in a sort of 'eat if you dare' theme...*g*

Dave, you are my kinda guy.
Actually, the first draw of urine from a blocked cat has the same appearance as apricot juice. I'm saving this one: Draw the urine off and switch for juice. Complain we simply don't have TIME to spin and run it. Take a big swig, smack lips a few times and announce that yes, it is in fact hemolysed, pick teeth, glance at finger and diagnose calcium oxylate crystals, then sit back and watch the techs scatter.... Thank you in advance.

~Jen