Jayziz, love. I'm awful bawd so I yam!

I had some funny mate in one o' thon far-away places an' it's run the guts outta me! Between bokin' and th'awr hing, I need har'ly tell ye the weight I've lost! I hope ye'll have a good big bowl o' scallion champ waitin' for me when I lawn' in the Sydney.

I'm sorry for being crude, Alsion. But me Danny Boy's in pure raw beef so it is!

Skittery McKittery