Ooohhh, I got the flaky dandruf head blues

Oh, yeah
Yes, I got the flaky dandruff head blues
That's right
My head's so itchy, Mama, I need some anti-dandruff clues

Oh, yeah

These dandruff blues they get me down all the time
Um hmmm
These dandruff blues they get me down all the time
C'mon, tell us
If I don't get some relief, I think I just might have to shave my head

Oh, yeah.

Well, now this thread is a musical thread
That's right
It's got a song on it now, about my flaky dandruff head
Tell us about it
If you don't like this thread, you can go read something else instead

You said it, Mama.