Mushrooms and pepperoni...oh, THAT kinda tombstone!

How 'bout:

No Parking, Made You Look, Beat Ya!, or Shhh! I'm tryin' ta sleep here...,

If it weren't waaay to long, it'd be fun to say,

"Nah, nah-nah Nah nah! Don't have to wait in line at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles again!"