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Thread #42454   Message #685706
Posted By: GUEST,Lyle
08-Apr-02 - 05:10 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Invasion of the Manatees
Subject: RE: BS: The Invasion of the Manatees
Easy solution to the Manatee problem, but it is little known.

Ya see, Manatees love to have some meat in their diet once in a while, and they love to eat cats. But since they are used to plant life, they tend to choke on cats and die.

So the solution is to round up all the cats, throw them in to the Manatees, and lo and behold two rotten creatures are eleminated at the same time.

Lyle