Anywy, these three guys, an architect a physicist and a musician are sitting in a pub with their three dogs. They get arguing about who's got the cleverest dog, so they decide to set the dogs an initiative test with a £1000 bet on the outcome. What they do is get a big bag of bones and tip it out on the floor. Well the architect's dog sniffs at the bones, shifts them around and rearranges them into a precise scale plan of St Paul's Cathedral. Then the physicists dog gets up, moves them around a bit and makes them spell out E=MC2. Well, everyone gives that a round of applause. Then the musician's dog wakes up,licks its bollocks,farts, has a look round, eats all the bones, fucks the other two dogs and says "Where's the grand?"