LOL! I guess we could all just remain silent, not surf the net at all...or at least keep our big mouths shut, and never express an opinion about anything, if we do. In that way we could avoid ever offending anyone such as the aforementioned GUEST, and wouldn't that be grand!

Imagine it...a world full of completely unoffended people...a world where no one ever speaks up about anything until he or she has received authorization from...someone in a very high and unquestionable position of moral and intellectual authority...someone infallible...someone all-powerful and never wrong...like...GUEST!

Hmmmmm....

I say we appoint GUEST (after we figure out which GUEST "GUEST" actually is...) as dictator for life over the Internet! Then GUEST can sanction who gets to speak here and who doesn't, weeding out the ignorant know-nothings, racists, etc, among us...and everything will be wonderful, and no one will ever again be offended!

What a paradise of truth and simplicity this forum could become if that were done.

I say we get right on it. Somebody PM Max about this.

Given the fact that my opinions are all over the map, are frequently tainted with satire and irony, and are almost bound to offend someone, I'm going to do my bit by logging off right now! See ya.

- LH