Why is a drummer better than a drum machine?
If you want wooden, uninspired, error-laden drumming, you can get it without needing to plug it in.
Why is a viola better than a violin?
It holds more beer!
If you throw a drummer and a banjo player off a ten-story building, which one will hit the ground first?
Two answers.
1) Who cares?
2) It's a toss-up. The drummer will probably get lost, but the banjo player will have to stop to re-tune.

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