I was only joking Kitty, but I'm sure that John must have met you at some time - haven't you been to any of his Padstow events ?. Anyway, it shouldn't take too long for the venerable Mr Breeze to drive from St Albans to Harrow so that he can find out how delightful you are. Don't worry though, like me, John's getting a bit long in the tooth now. When most people suffer from hearing loss they wear a hearing aid - John keeps a radio mic strapped to his head so that he can still hear what he's singing !