Aaarrrggghhh, ya spalpeen! Is it the Holy Bob ye would claim ta be, den? O'im here to tell ye that it be spelled Geldof, not GelDORF...is it a Jairman ye are den, wid sich a name? Ya wee slabba!

An what is dis 'buck fast & bob'? Shure an I've niver heard of sich a dance step!

Liked your joke though.....'I dont like Mundies'....*LOL*