As I was walking down the highway, I decided that I was thirsty. So I got in my motor car and went home. Walked up the stairs, had a shave and put on my suit. I told my wife that I was going to the public house with a few of my friends. In the Old Nags Head I nearly had a altercation with a homosexual, you know, Old Tony who's gay. I got totally drunk, not to mention out of funds.

HTH

AndyG