For those of you on the other side of the pond, the Big Game Lottery is a multi-state lottery where the jackpot is up to $325,000,000! (225,656,787.26 GBP!)

and

I WON!!!!!

A grand total of $2.00

Someones got to win sooner or later!
To keep this musically related, when I win, the tab at the next chantey sing is on me!

WD