I am looking for an alphabet song that I only know a few snippets of, but not the author or title. It runs through an alphabet of neuroses and psychiatric complications, real and imagined, that this couple experienced before chucking it all in favor of going out to polka.

It starts out

A is for Anxiety that ...

The chorus is (in a kind or rat-tat-tat rythym to each line.

You came in

Stole my heart

Had some lunch

Fell apart

For 9 long years we trembled on the sofa

Now there's no

Time for that

Lifes to short

Were too fat

So lets go out and polka polka polka!

I love this song, and would really like a source or some lyrics.

Thanks in advance.

Jack

jaj3@po.cwru.edu