Danged, what do I have? Hmmmmmm? Okay. 1964 D-18 Martin acoustic, mid 70's Fender Lebrae acoustic, 4 other misc. acoustic beaters, 1935 Gibson tenor guitar, late 40's S.S. Stewert tenor guitar, Regal steel bodied resonator, J.B. Player acoustic bass, mid 70's Alverez 12 string guitar, two mountain dulcimers, 1908 pedal organ, 1996 Techniques digital piano, and miscellaous assortment of drums and unpitched percussion instruments...

Is that all? You win, Troll....