Ebbie, TOO funny!! She really was clueless, wasn't she?

The Canote Brothers have a great song called, "Foolish Questions."

Some of these stories remind me of a foolish ANSWER I once gave.

Back in college, a friend and I were traveling home after a horrible week in the Carribean. One thing after another, including unseasonal downpours for four days straight, and a continuous parade of giant cockroaches through our hotel room had us anxious to get home. After long hours of airport delays, re-routed flights, etc, we were exhausted and giddy by the time we reached Customs. When asked by the agent, "How long have you been abroad?" I, (without forethought, obviously) quipped with a goofy chuckle, "All my life!!" Foolish answer. Nearly missed our next flight, while they poured through our suitcases.