Cats...believe it or not, I AM NOT Hiroshi Ogura, and this was not a setup. OK, so I did make up the lyric. Cause if their ain't a song like that there oughta be. I was gonna work "Berea" into it but couldn't think of an appropriate rhyme.

tucker...sorry, I'm a lyricist only. If you wanna work up a tune, I'll share songwriting credits with you. Of course, this really MAY be a song, in which case the full force of ASCAP may be marshalled against us both...LEJ