The song you want is The Hartlepool Monkey. There are (at least) two version of the song - one modern, one not. Unfortunately I'm just about to leave for a few days, so I haven't time to put up links for you, but if you type in Hartlepool into the Digitrad and Forum Search box you'll get enough references to it. (I'm assuming the words are in there somewhere, but haven't time to check just now. If not I'll post some when I get back).

Mick