I've never been over fond of policeman asking me what I've got in my banjo case. You just know that youre going to be in trouble, whether you say" A banjo,officer" or " A machine gun, what do you think". And as a professional muscian, I thnk this qualifies as a thing said to me at work. Never been said to me in New Jersey, I hasten to add. Look it was just a joke, OK,officer??? help!!