I just had a person call me on the telephone. (S)he was writing a letter and couldn't make out the handwriting to spell the last name correctly. "What's the street address?" "I don't know." "Telephone number?" "I don't know." Not knowing where else to go, I read them all the surnames in the telephone directory and the city directory that began with the same three letters that were legible. "Which one would you pick?" "I wouldn't even begin to guess.", said I.